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Thunderin’ Tau Chapter of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity is gearing up for Founder’s Day already….

Thunderin’ Tau Chapter of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity is gearing up for Founder’s Day already….

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Anonymous said: why isn't it a problem when m.i.a raps? why is it ok to have chicano rap/asian rap/ etc? But as soon as white people try it you all lose your shit?

kyssthis16:

That’s so cute and simplistic. Did you work on this question all week or…? No one cares when white people try to rap. We care when they don’t represent their authentic selves or are plain untalented. We don’t care that Eminem is white. He’s not out her performing sonic blackface, despite being from the Detroit Metro Area. Yelawolf sounds like a southern rapper because… he’s a southern rapper. Homeboy is from Alabama. His voice is his. Hell, we didn’t even care about Bubba Sparxxx. Homeboy is from Georgia. Plus, Ms. New Booty is still a bop, so.. *shrugs*

Iggy literally sounds like something out of Malibu’s Most Wanted. Protip: that movie was not a documentary. This sheila is claiming she’s in the “murda bidness”. Homegirl grew up in Mulllumbimby, New South Wales, on a fucking farm. What the fuck was she murdering? Chickens? The hopes and dreams of her parents? What? You tell me. But she is flagrantly being dishonest and unauthentic. She sounds like all the mediocre parts of some of the premiere lady rappers throughout the years. She ain’t as cool in her delivery as Da Brat. She ain’t as raw and bold as Foxy or Trina. She ain’t as cute or skilled as Charli Baltimore. Iggy is what happens when generally mediocre white girls think they deserve to win and people who don’t know better let them. 

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Why I Hate School But Love Education

So you want… to get a degree

Why?
Let me tell you what society will tell you:

  • Increases your chances of getting a job,
  • Provides you an opportunity to be successful,
  • Be a lot less stressful,
  • Education is the key.


Now let me tell you something your parents will tell you:

  • Make me proud,
  • Increases your chances of getting a job,
  • Provides you an opportunity to be successful,
  • Your life will be a lot less stressful,
  • Education is the key.


Now let’s look at the statistics,
Steve Jobs - net worth 7 billion (R.I.P.)
Richard Branson - net worth 4.2 billion,
Oprah Winfrey -2.7 billion,
Mark Zuckerberg, Henry Ford, Steven Spielberg, Bill Gates
Now here comes the Coup de grâce,
Looking at these individuals, what’s your conclusion?
Neither of them, in being successful,
ever graduated from a higher learning institution.

Now some of you may be like,
"Money is only the medium by which we measure worldly success,"
And some of you even have the nerve to say
"I don’t do it for the money."
So what you studying for?
To work for a charity?
Need more clarity?

Let’s look at the statistics:
Jesus,
Muhammed,
Socrates,
Malcolm X,
Mother Teresa,
Spielberg,
Shakespeare,
Beethoven,
Jesse Owens,
Muhammad Ali,
Sean Carter,
Michael Jeffrey Jordan,
Michael Joseph Jackson.
Were either of these people unsuccessful… or… uneducated?

All I’m saying is that,
If there was a family tree, hard work and education would be related,
But school would probably be a distant cousin.
Because if education is the key,
School is the lock,
Because it rarely ever develops your mind to the point where it can perceive red as green and continue to “Go” when someone else said “Stop.”
Because as long as you follow the rules and pass exams you’re cool,
But are you aware that examiners have a checklist?
And if your answer is something outside the box then the automatic response is a cross.

And then they claim that school expands your horizons and your visions.
Well tell that to Malcolm X who dropped out of school and is world renowned for what he learn in a prison.

Proverbs 17:16
"It does a fool no good to spend money on an education"
Why?
Because he has no common sense.
George Bush. Need I say more?
Education is about inspiring one’s mind,
Not just filling their head,
And take this from me because I’m an ‘Educated' man myself,
Who only came to this realization after countless nights in the library,
With a can of red bull keeping me awake till morning,
Another can in the morning,
Falling asleep between piles of books that probably equates to the same amount I spent on my rent,
Memorize equations, facts and dates,
Right down to the letter,
Half of which I would never remember,
And half of which I would forget straight after the exam,
Before the start of the next semester,
Asking anyone if they had notes for the last lecture.
I often found myself running to class,
Just so I could find a spot on which I could rest my head and just sleep without making a scene,
Ironic because that’s the only time I ever spent in university chasing my dreams.
And then after nights with a dead-mind,
I’d then find myself in a queue of half-awake students, zombies,
Waiting to hand in an assignment,
Maybe that’s why they call it a…dead-line.
And then after three years of mental suppression,
And frustration,
My “Proud Mother” didn’t even turn up to my graduation.

Now, I’m not saying that school is evil and there’s nothing to gain,
All I’m saying is: understand your morals and re-assess your aims,
If you want a job working for someone else then help yourself,
But then that would be a contradiction because you wouldn’t really be helping yourself,
You’d be helping somebody else,
There’s a saying that says: if you don’t build your dreams, someone else will hire you to help build theirs.

Redefine how you view education,
Understand it’s true meaning,
Education is not just about regurgitating facts from a book,
Or someone else’s opinion on a subject to pass an exam,
Look at it.
Picasso was educated at creating art,
Shakespeare was educated in the art of all that was written,
Colonel Harland Sanders was educated in the art of creating Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I once saw David Beckham take a free kick,
I watched as the side of his Adidas-sponsored boot hit the patent leather of the ball at an angle,
Which caused it to travel towards the skies as though it was destined for the heavens,
And then as it reached the peek of it’s momentum,
As though it changed it’s mind,
It switched directions.
I watched as the goalkeeper froze,
As though reciting to himself the laws of physics,
And as though his brain was negotiating with his eyes,
That was indeed witnessing the spectacle that was the leather swan that was swooping towards it,
And then reacted,
Though only a fraction of a millisecond too late,
And before the net of the goal,
Embraced the Fifa-Sponsored ball as though it was the prodigal son returning home,
And the country, that I live in, erupted into cheers,
I looked at the play and thought,
Damn,
Looking at David Beckham,
There’s more than one way in this world to be,

An educated man.

Peace.